I once came up with a street dance through irony in a club on the outskirts of Limassol on the island of Cyprus. That dance was called The Shower Dance. You basically swing your hips, rub your hair and work your hands down the sides of your body as if you are washing yourself in the shower — all in time with the music. You can wash anything and make it as sexual as you like — The Shower Dance. It didn’t really take off. This one has though, unfortunately. The Dick Slang. Now, why did I not think of this? Stupid! Maybe I should start a Facebook group for The Shower Dance? What d’ya think?
