Bay reveals why Fox was fired from Moon caper

For months, fan boys around the world have been wondering why frequently masturbated over gargoyle Megan Fox (JONAH HEX, JENNIFER’S BODY) had been fired from the third TRANSFORMERS movie, DARK OF THE MOON. One would imagine it was simply because she’s utterly, utterly awful, but no! According to The Mirror, of all places, the oxymoronic Fox was fired by Steven Spielberg himself, who took offense at her comments about director Michael Bay.

It would seem that during a press interview before production began, the woman with a face like a python in a wind tunnel declared that Bay was ‘like Hitler on set.’ Now, Bay is probably used to abuse. Critical reactions to most of his oeuvre have probably given him thick skin, but Spielberg, he no like the casual references to Hitler. Bay is quoted as saying ‘You know the Hitler thing? Steven said “Fire her right now.”’

And thus the good ship Megan was sunk by The Berg. She was replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, presumably because she reminded Michael Bay of a young Richard Burton.