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From The Eternal Sea He Rises… Michael Bay Confirms Transformers 4

When the Jews return to Zion,
And a comet rips the sky,
And the Holy Roman Empire rises,
Then you and I must die.
From the Eternal Sea he rises,
Creating armies on either shore,
Then he says to Steven Spielberg,
Let’s make Transformers 4

Yes indeed, Michael Bay has confirmed that he will direct the fourth in the ever worsening TRANSFORMERS franchise. What’s more, there’s already a due date. 29th June 2014 will see the release of what Bay says ‘will bring audiences a new take on the TRANSFORMERS franchise.’ Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura even went so far as to call it a ‘reboot,’ though this could be similar to PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES. That was a sequel, but essentially started anew with a stand alone story not too related with the original story arches.

So, will Shia Labeouf return? Will Bay carry on his rampant sexism in the name of family entertainment? Will John Turtorro finally realise that he’s better than all this? We at THN will keep you up to date with the Autobots movements.

And may God have mercy on us all.

source: DEADLINE

John is a gentleman, a scholar, he’s an acrobat. He is one half of the comedy duo Good Ol’ JR, and considers himself a comedy writer/performer. This view has been questioned by others. He graduated with First Class Honours in Media Arts/Film & TV, a fact he will remain smug about long after everyone has stopped caring. He enjoys movies, theatre, live comedy and writing with the JR member and hetero life partner Ryan. Some of their sketches can be seen on YouTube and YOU can take their total hits to way over 17!

2 Comments

2 Comments

  1. Fillip

    Feb 14, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Will John Turtorro finally realise that he’s better than all this?
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    So he’s better than all of this, but he’s not better than all the crap Adam Sandler movies he has made? Are you serious?

    Transformers made Turturro even more famous among the general audience. And the Sandler films made him a complete clown. He should realize that he’s better than the Sandler films.

    The Transformers films, on the other hand, are great. And he’s great in them. End of story.

  2. John Sharp

    Feb 19, 2012 at 9:56 am

    It goes without saying that Turtorro is utterly fantastic. That’s just John Turtorro, that’s how he rolls. But the Transformers films being great? I fear sir, that may not be the case. Disagree with me (and, y’know, everyone) all you like. We shall let history will judge them.

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