What’s even worse than having to watch a Shia LaBeouf on-screen? Having full-blown sex with him, THN would imagine, a fate about to be bestowed upon his upcoming co-stars in Lars Von Triers’ NYMPHOMANIAC.
The film, which documents a woman’s sexual development and desires from birth to death, will apparently feature scenes of real sex. LaBeouf has stated, ‘There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says, we’re doing it for real. And anything that is “illegal” will be shot in blurred images. But other than that, everything is happening.’
Illegal? Good god, what has LaBeouf got himself into?
Of course, known for his cock ups, such as KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL and the ‘Michael Bay Franchise That Shall Not Be Named’, LaBeouf ‘s also no stranger to getting cock out, as he appeared fully nude in the Sigur Rós musci video ‘Fjögur Pianó’.
Director Von Trier has also dabbled with this type of thing before, having used porn actors for scenes of real sex in ANTICHRIST.
Nicole Kidman, Stellan Skarsgård, and Willem Dafoe are also set to star in NYMPHOMANIAC. However, it’s unclear at this stage which of them LaBeouf will be having full sex with. The film is due for release 2013.
Check out LaBeouf’s member below. It’s at the 42 second mark for those who simply can’t wait. You dirty buggers.
Tom Fordy is a writer and journalist. Originally from Bristol, he now lives in London. He is a former editor of The Hollywood News and Loaded magazine. He also contributes regularly to The Telegraph, Esquire Weekly and numerous others. Follow him @thetomfordy.
