‘Spring Breakers’ Trailers Contain Absolutely No Shots Of Girls In Bikinis Whatsoever!

Lord knows why anytime we show some SPRING BREAKERS stills our hits go up. It’s almost as if people like looking at young women in bikinis. Oh well, give the public what they want (you filthy minxes). Here are two trailers for the film, one international and one domestic. The film stars some young ladies out for a nice evening when things go from bad to worse and they are indebted to a trustworthy looking feller with cornrows and silver teeth. The trailers hardly inspire much confidence in terms of quality, and it’s all a bit too loud for my taste. Whatever happened to bikini backgammon nights?

SPRING BREAKERS is being released in different territories throughout March. It stars James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine.