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Prepare To Roll Your Eyes For Tiresome ‘Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones’ Trailer

The first unintentionally hilarious trailer has arrived for Paramount Pictures’ PARANORMAL ACTIVITY spinoff, THE MARKED ONES. While we may be thankful there isn’t another awful instalment coming this Halloween, we’ll have it in January instead and there is no hiding the familiar tiresome trend despite the lack of a number after the title. It still looks as shit as previous sequels and the found-footage captured angle is even more laughable here. Try not to snigger at the tag line; “It’s only just begun”. Oh, just turn the fucker off!

If you’re bothered it hits cinemas 3rd January 2014 and is written and directed by Christopher Landon. It stars Richard Cabral, Carlos Pratts, Eddie J. Fernandez, Jorge Diaz, David Fernandez Jr., Kimberly Ables Jindra, Tonja Kahlens and Frank Salinas.

Source: Paramount Pictures

Craig was our great north east correspondent, proving that it’s so ‘grim up north’ that losing yourself in a world of film is a foregone prerequisite. He has been studying the best (and often worst) of both classic and modern cinema at the University of Life for as long as he can remember. Craig’s favorite films include THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JFK, GOODFELLAS, SCARFACE, and most of John Carpenter’s early work, particularly THE THING and HALLOWEEN.

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