Director: Paul Thomas Anderson.
Cast: Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, Owen Wilson, Katherine Waterston, Joana Newsom, Jordan Christian Hearn, Eric Roberts, Maya Rudolph, Hong Chau, Benicio Del Toro, Martin Short, Jena Malone, Reese Witherspoon.
Certificate: 15
Running Time: 148 minutes
Synopsis: Feckless PI, Doc Sportello (Phoenix), is asked to investigate a supposed plot to commit land tycoon, Michael Z. Wolfmann (Roberts), to a loony bin.
Paul Thomas Anderson is quite simply one of the greatest directors of his generation, maybe even THE greatest. But with any great director, there are usually stumbling blocks along the way. Spielberg, Scorsese, and more recently Nolan, have all given us films that werenât necessarily up to the ridiculous standards they set for themselves. Unfortunately, with INHERENT VICE, Anderson doesnât so much stumble, as he does plummet head first into the ground, crashing through all the good work heâs done over the last two decades plus.
Granted, a lot of INHERENT VICEâs failure is due to certain personal tastes. It starts with narration, which has begun to grow in Hollywood features as an excuse to not bother telling the story visually. This means a lot of the scenes feel like youâre listening to an audio book. We get descriptions of inner turmoil that each character faces, or explanations of performances, âHe looked at her as if trying to decipherâŠâ Blah! Blah! Blah! It undermines the film itself and serves only to pay homage and stay true to the novel on which it is based.
Such adaptation also means that Pynchonâs irritating dialogue is brought forward too. Every character talks as if they want to do nothing but confuse the listener. If one character wished to be portrayed as pretentious then thatâs fine, but when every character speaks exactly the same, then itâs clear we are getting more of the writer than individual characters. For such a simple mystery that the film presents, it all becomes needlessly complex as you try and unravel what it is characterâs are saying, before you realise itâs nothing clever nor important.
With the narration and dialogue falling flat, weâre left with a film that finds it very hard to build any pace, and performances where you can almost see actors straining to remember dialogue. Only Martin Short injects any sense of fun and enthusiasm into his all too brief role and his scenes feel alive. Thatâs a very important point to express, as almost every scene is simply two people talking (in the hideous dialogue mentioned before). Scenes are stagnant and not filled with much action at all, actors rarely have anything to do but say their lines. When stuff does happen, itâs irritatingly enjoyable in that there should have been more. No doubt the convoluted plot was so important that explanations took precedent over actions.
INHERENT VOICE has certainly polarised audiences across the pond, and itâs clear to see why. It certainly feels as though itâs trying to be liked in a cool and quirky way, but the humour is shockingly unfunny. I know that Josh Brolin eating a chocolate covered banana in the foreground with Joaquin Phoenix looking on awkwardly should be funny, but not one part of me managed to chuckle. In summation, thereâs a mystery that doesnât engage, characters that arenât fleshed out, dialogue thatâs hard to stomach, intrusive narration, very little actually happening, and jokes that arenât funny (I hope Josh Brolin yells âMoto pannukakkuâ one more time). Had I seen this not knowing it was an Anderson film, I never would have guessed. This isnât just bad, itâs infuriating.
[usr=1]INHERENT VICE is released in cinemas 30th January.
Luke likes many things, films and penguins being among them. He's loved films since the age of 9, when STARGATE and BATMAN FOREVER changed the landscape of modern cinema as we know it. His love of film extends to all aspects of his life, with trips abroad being planned around film locations and only buying products featured in Will Smith movies. His favourite films include SEVEN SAMURAI, PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC, IN BRUGES, LONE STAR, GODZILLA, and a thousand others.

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