Here’s a little something to enjoy with EXISTS out to own this week we spoke to director Eduardo Sanchez and asked him the most important question, who’d win in an ultimate horror Death Match?!
Obviously, there’s a lot to go through, so here we go…do you agree? Let us know via the medium of thought…or better still in the comments below or over on our Twitter.
Let’s begin:
Q: Jack Torrance (The Shining) vs Lord Summerisle (Wicker Man)
A: Jack for SURE! I mean, how can you fight Jack Nicholson with an axe!
Heather Donahue (Blair Witch) vs Sidney (Scream)
Come on – has to be Heather – she even scared me! Tough as nails…
Father Merrin (Exorcist) vs Jigsaw (Saw)
Father Merrin – what a bad-ass that dude was. Jigsaw was nothing but a good torture machine designer…
Norman Bates vs Ripley
Wow – tough one. Ripley definitely has the toughness on her side, but Bates is NUTS. Can’t fight nuts…have to give Norman the edge…
Rosemary Woodhouse vs Clarice Starling
Clarice for SURE. Come on. It’s Jodie Foster!
Ash (Evil Dead) vs Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw)
Leatherface without the chainsaw is just an out-of-shape, crazy hillbilly – ASH is the ultimate survivor – and looks like he works out…
RJ MacReady (The Thing) vs Brody (Jaws)
Man, another tough one – but the fact that KURT also played SNAKE PLISSKEN gives him the edge…
The Babadook vs Nosferatu
Hmmm…NOSFERATU – better dresser…
Damien vs Girl (from the Ring)
Damien for sure – he’s the ANTI-CHRIST! Can’t fuck with that…
Freddy Krueger vs Sasquatch
Freddy wouldn’t last long against a SQUATCH – until the big guy went to sleep…
Alien vs Werewolf (American Werewolf in London)
ALIEN – that acid blood is not to be taken lightly…
Angela (REC) vs Alice (Resident Evil)
ANGELA for sure – she’s Spanish!!!
Regan (Exorcist) vs Eli (Let the Right One In)
ELI is a bad-ass but REGAN is a SATANIC SPIRIT! SATANIC SPIRIT wins every time…
Jason (Friday the 13th Part 2) vs. Billy Loomis (Scream)
Come on, no one can stop JASON…
Mrs Voorhees (Friday the 13th the original) vs. Mrs Loomis (Scream 2)
Or Jason’s MOTHER…
Laurie Strode (Halloween) vs Carrie
CARRIE has the telekinesis thing going for her – sorry, Jamie Lee…
Michael Myers (Halloween) vs Predator
PREDATOR has the technology. But man to man (or alien) and got to give the edge to Myers…
Damien (The Omen) vs. Chucky (Child’s Play)
DAMIEN is the ANTI-CHRIST, man! That’s no joke. He’d make quick work of that doll…
Ben Willis/Julie James (I Know What You Did Last Summer) vs. Annie Wilkes (Misery)
ANNIE wins, of course…she’d start with the ankles and work her way up…
[Agrees]
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