The film franchise we here at THN just love to hate finally comes to a conclusion when THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 2 arrives in cinemas 16th November. The word is that a number of cinema chains are looking to reward those unfortunate souls being dragged by their supposed loved ones to endure another tepid shitfest, with free pillows and blankets for the expected snoozing. Sadly, a rumoured deal with a major fabric company to supply both rope and nooses for those unable to sleep never come to fruition, however you won’t be turned away if you want to bring your own…
Here we have the final (yes we’ve heard that before too) new poster and banner:
Pastey Face, Misery Guts and The Shirtless Walking Wardrobe return to roles that made them world renowned superstars in Bill Condon’s biggest career paycheque THE TWILIGHT SAGA: THANK F**K IT’S FINISHED PART 2. Are you going? If so, good luck! If not, she wasn’t worth it anyway guys, so don’t beat yourselves up. Plenty more fish in the sea.
Source: Hyperable
Craig was our great north east correspondent, proving that it’s so ‘grim up north’ that losing yourself in a world of film is a foregone prerequisite. He has been studying the best (and often worst) of both classic and modern cinema at the University of Life for as long as he can remember. Craig’s favorite films include THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, JFK, GOODFELLAS, SCARFACE, and most of John Carpenter’s early work, particularly THE THING and HALLOWEEN.
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